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2008

 

 

God's Corner: A weekly advice column from the Supreme Being - Andrew S. Taylor


No One Ever Gives Me What I Want - Dawn Corrigan


Happy Holidays and Greetings to All!!!! - Carolyn McGovern


What It Meant To Be The Universe - Kevin Fanning


Spring - Samantha Killebrew


The Beat Goes On - Michelle Reale


The Modern Man's Guide to Job Interviews - Jeremy Hanson-Finger


That She Wooed Me Was Inconsequential - Jon Irwin


Hilarious T-Shirts - Mark Leidner


Swans - Hannah Pass


The Revolution Will Not Be Funded But It Might Involve Doughnuts - Tim Jones-Yelvington


The Day the Talking Paul Bunyan Statue Went Off the Rails - Nathaniel Missildine


Peg Leg Chronicles - Jess Wann


Navel Oranges - Brandi Wells


Pizza Day - Litsa Dremousis


Together At Last - Brian Beise


Adding Friends - Jimmy Chen


Laughter is the Best Medicine for the Rest of Us - Pete Reynolds


World War I as Explained Through Superpoke! Actions - Michael Baylis


How It Started - Sam J. Miller


The Nunnery - Jay Wexler


The Man Who Filled His Guinea Pig With Helium - Frank O'Connor


Why My Stand-Up Comedy Career Didn't Work Out - Mot Trablett


Tinfoilers - Stefanie Freele


The Sky Blue Seed (adapted from a Japanese children's tale by Nakagawa Rieko) - Mark Lee Pearson


My Snake Nightmare - Colin Nissan


The List I Found in the Shopping Cart Compared to My List, Compared to My Fantasy Grocery List - Blythe Winslow


When I Was Five - Todd Kelly


Screenplay Ideas From the Desk of Ronnie Hitchcock, Alfred Hitchcock's Less Talented Younger Brother - Pete Reynolds


Congratulations, You Have Graduated With Honors From the School of Mahouts - Becky Hunt


Signature Plays of the Literary Field - Shayn Nicely


Jesus Issues a Response to His Followers Regarding His Decision to Back the Roman Occupation of Judea - Jason Rhode


Excerpts from "A User's Guide to Ghosts" - Crispin Best


The Andrew Jackson Stories, Part 11: The Thinning (part 2) - Aaron Sitze


Painting the Walls Pink- Sarah Joy Freese
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Sarah Joy Freese


The Andrew Jackson Stories, Part 10: The Thinning (part 1) - Aaron Sitze


Remembering Carrot Man - Max Burbank


The Andrew Jackson Stories, Part 9: Giving Birth to Penguins - Aaron Sitze


Clouds and Paraguay - Sean Ruane


The Andrew Jackson Stories, Part 8: Buchanana - Aaron Sitze


My Wedding is Differences - Fortunato Salazar


The Zombie That Ate the Last Person Alive - S. Craig Renfoe, Jr.


Hey, Greenland - Pete Reynolds


The Andrew Jackson Stories, Part 7: The Big Chair - Aaron Sitze


The Workshop - Zoe Trope


The Andrew Jackson Stories, Part 6: The Barker Tiedown - Aaron Sitze


This is Us - Shellie Zacharia


The Andrew Jackson Stories, Part 5: Watching Plants Grow - Aaron Sitze


A Post-Mortem on Our Art Heist - Tyler Stoddard Smith


The Andrew Jackson Stories, Part 4: The Grandmother of All Trout - Aaron Sitze


10 Reasons Why I Shouldn't Write My Own Life Story - Glen Binger


The Andrew Jackson Stories, Part 3: Herbs for the Colossal Swede - Aaron Sitze


Fokken - Grant Flint


The Andrew Jackson Stories, Part 2:What Do You Know About Palm Fronds? - Aaron Sitze


Summer Stalks - Frayn Masters


The Andrew Jackson Stories, Part 1: Wool Blankets and the Old Revolution - Aaron Sitze


Time Machines Can Be Dangerous - Pete Reynolds


On Poetry - Kevin O'Cuinn


Peter Christopher - Brandi Wells


If I Coulld Fly - Colin Nissan


Letters of Great Consequence That Never Arrived - Clive Bannister


My Perfect Year - Todd Kelly


Some Excerpts from the Lonely Planet Master Guide - Summer Block Kumar


Yahoo! SpamGuard Fails Me Again - Greg Boose


Faulty Flashlights - B.J. Hollars


Conversation Piece, 1988 - Jimmy Chen


Andrew Jackson and the Gum Disease Gingivitis - Aaron Sitze


X-Ray - Jon Chopan


Melvin Blaylock Attempts a Hallucinatory Revelation - S. Craig Renfroe, Jr.


A Few Years After the War - John Griswold


Circumstances Under Which I Will In Fact Bite - Daniel McArdle
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Daniel McArdle


An Angry and Profane English Professor Responds to Individual Sentences from Live From New York: An Uncensored History of Saturday Night Live (2002), by Tom Shales and James Andrew Miller - Matthew Sewell


My Complete and Unabridged Sexual History in 60 Seconds - Shayn Nicely


Pineapple Noir - Eric Suhem


The Coyotes Who Sometimes Hang Out in the Woods Near Frank Stellgard's Home Talk to Him About Their Preference in Beer - Russell Bradbury-Carlin


Even Though There are Far More Important Things than Teaching English, I have Chosen to Teach English and I Refuse to Answer Your Question, "Why?" - Jenny Zhang


While You Were Out - Alexandra Leake


Seen and Not Seen - Patti Jazanoski


Here Am Sounding - Stevie Davis


How I Redecorated the Fortress of Solitude - Rafael Galan


Five Steps in Your Evolution - Joseph Cameron


Reunion - Scott Garson


A Word From the Society for the Prevention of People Being Buried Alive (A Pamphlet): Circa 1850 - Cody Shaffer


13 Times I'd Rather Not Remember - Brandi Wells


Intellectual Property - Cody Shaffer


My Cutting-Edge Cyber Romance Novel: The First Seven Drafts - Charlie Anders


You Don't Support Me In My Writing - Tyler Stoddard Smith


Like They Used To Do In the Movies - Adam Maxwell


Lao-tzu Reviews the Top Tracks of 2007 - Marco Kaye


If You Get Your MFA - Christina Delia


How to Write a Poem About the Beach - Eva Romero


Off Day - Charles Lennox


In Hindsight, I Probably Included Too Much Personal Information in My Missing Dog Bulletin - Ian Rick


Would You Please? - Sean Ruane


My Love Affair with a Librarian, From Start to Finish, as Told Through the Dewey Decimal System - Nick Confalone