Your Ghost

You are a woman of indeterminate age. Your looks fall squarely in the middle of things. You dress for comfort and smile a lot. You have a ghost of your very own. You are looking for companionship.

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Human Interest

They’ve restricted the timeframe for telephone calls because I was dialing people all over town. It’s a collect call, but I’ve found that most people will accept the charges, worrying someone they know and care about has been incarcerated.

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The Digital_Suitor (Part I)

You meet the Digital_Suitor on [insert dating website here].

The Digital_Suitor suggests you switch to e-mail.

The Digital_Suitor’s e-mail address is the name of his ex-dog.

The Digital_Suitor does not tell you his last name.

The Digital_Suitor does not tell you his last name because he does not want to race to the finish line.

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Not a Word

Tina Schweitzer’s* grandmother’s Boston Terrier’s testicles hang like bruised fruit under his tail. Tina calls them “balls,” but I won’t, can’t, don’t call them anything. We sit on the couch and watch TV.

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Snake Charming for the Next Generation

It is your first day of work. You are alone after a morning of team-building exercises, which you spent sweating into the armpits of a borrowed shirt. You had a tête-à-tête with your supervisor about time sheets and integrity that ran through your lunch hour, but you were afraid to chew in front of him, so now you are starving.

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