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My Houseplant is Dying

EJ Green And I don’t know what to do so I give it water, but the water overflows into the

Welcome to another installment of If My Book, the Monkeybicycle feature in which authors compare their recently released books to weird things.

Elizabeth Cabrera Helen messages me at 9 a.m. asking if I “have a few minutes to chat” the next day—anytime,

Janelle Bassett A little girl who only eats prepackaged food has been stealing raw potatoes from her granny and hoarding

Welcome to another installment of If My Book, the Monkeybicycle feature in which authors compare their recently released books to

Len Kuntz It began with her posting pics. At first, she only got a few “Likes.” But if she took

Amorak Huey 1. Fairly obvious to say we weren’t good. The gap between “love something enough to make it a

Nancy McCabe 1. In Case of Sudden Family Death Say you haven’t heard from your big brother in a while,

Dennis James Sweeney Welcome to another installment of If My Book, the Monkeybicycle feature in which authors compare their recently released books