Forensic Files

Max Hipp I watch Forensic Files and pretend the reason we’re finished is you’re a teenage girl and your ex-boyfriend, with your best friend, gives you a ride home from the convenience store the night you disappear.  In another episode you’re an office manager a brown-eyed doctor impregnates before proposing…

13 Mysteries

Mack Gelber The Mystery of the Cake In this mystery, a series of disappearances rocks the small town of Dunning, Michigan. One by one the children of Dunning vanish from their bedrooms. Each time, the only clue is a mysterious photocake left on the floor of the scene, a single…

One-Sentence Stories

Final Girl Kirby Wilson My father watched House of 1000 Corpses back in 2003 because it was directed by Rob Zombie, former frontman for White Zombie, which was a band who understood the look and sound of the 80s hair metal, “noise-shit” as my father called it, and he loved…