Bud

I’ll always remember that winter, not because of Mama’s accident with her colostomy bag, or the wad of chewed up leaves and puke I found in the corner of the dope shed, or the bitter

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Obit: Declan Shufflebottom III

Name: Declan Shufflebottom III
o Age: 27
o DOD: 4/6/14
o Obituary: Declan Shufflebottom III died painfully and abruptly when he drove his vintage Huffy ten-speed bicycle head first into the driver of a parked Hummer for swiping the last bag of gummy worms at Baxter, Minnesota’s Walgreens.

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Be Zen

Last week I texted my colleague, “Stan,” to follow up on our projects. Instead of texting me back, he called, and the first words he uttered were, “Be Zen.” I thought, sure thing.

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